25 Hilariously Funny Saint Patrick Day Quotes You Wont Believe 11

Grab a little of the luck of the Irish for yourself with these St. Patrick's Day quotes, Irish blessings, Irish sayings and good luck quotes

They say there are two kinds of people in the world: the Irish, and those who wish they were. But whatever our heritage, we all get to experience a little Emerald Isle magic on March 17 every year, when we put on our greenest clothing to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day (although sadly, not a day off from work, like they have in Ireland—is that why they think everyone wants to be Irish?). During a day full of St. Patrick’s Day traditions like hunting for four-leaf clovers, cooking Irish recipes and watching Irish movies, you may want to share some of these St. Patrick’s Day quotes too.

May these quotes allow you to reflect on the luck you’ve already had and think about making some more. For all other days in the year, these uplifting quotes and funny quotes should do the trick. Cheers! Or as they say in Ireland, sláinte! (That’s pronounced “slahn-chuh, ” by the way.)

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1. “St. Patrick’s Day is a day to celebrate our green heritage. The ancestry of Ireland. It is a day to celebrate what it means to be Irish and of Irish descent.” —

6. “They say there are only two kinds of people on St. Patrick’s Day: the Irish, and the people that drive them home.” —

10. “Making [St. Patrick’s Day] a great day for the Irish, but just an OK day if you’re looking for a quiet tavern to talk, read or have a white wine spritzer.” —

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11. “That’s what the holidays are for—for one person to tell the stories and another to dispute them. Isn’t that the Irish way?” —

15. “They won’t break me because the desire for freedom, and the freedom of the Irish people, is in my heart.” —

17. “We may have bad weather in Ireland, but the sun shines in the hearts of the people, and that keeps us all warm.” —

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23. “Ireland, sir, for good or evil, is like no other place under heaven, and no man can touch its sod or breathe its air without becoming better or worse.” —

54. “May you have warm wos on a cold evening, a full moon on a dark night and a smooth road downhill all the way to your door.”

55. “Here’s to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold beer—and another one!”

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56. “May the winds of fortune sail you, may you sail a gentle sea. May it always be the other guy who says, ‘This drink’s on me!'”

57. “For each petal on the shamrock, this brings a wish your way: Good health, good luck and happiness for today and every day.”

62. “May peace and plenty be the first to lift the latch to your door, and happiness be your guest today and evermore.”

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63. “May you always find three welcomes in life: In a gaen during summer, at a hearth during winter and in the hearts of friends throughout all your years.”

65. “May you have all the happiness and luck that life can hold—and at the end of your rainbows may you find a pot of gold.”

72. “May you have the hindsight to know where you’ve been, the foresight to know where you are going and the insight to know when you have gone too far.”

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77. “You gotta try your luck at least once a day, because you could be going around lucky all day and not even know it.” —

78. “I have noticed that timing and luck sometimes line up in such a way that you can catch a break.” —

94. “I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bi and not enough the bad luck of the early worm.” —

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Chloë Nannestad is a lifestyle writer covering crafts, holidays, beauty and amazing products for . When she's not scouring the internet or reading product reviews, she's planning her next backpacking trip and thinking about getting a dog.

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